A Virgo Thanksgiving Plan

Calling all Cooks…Make your plan…get Organized…Virgo Style.

Here we goooooooooo!

I wish you the roastiest turkey, the tastiest dressing, the fanciest pumpkin pie (which mine always tastes amazing, but girlfriend is still working on her presentation) and the happiest day.  I wish you all a blessed Thanksgiving.

Step 1:

Breathe through the prep and think of all the smiles from your grateful household.

Step 2:

While watching the Macy’s Day Parade iron your tablecloth.  I mean…you can always be doing something, right?  Also, feel free to cry when Santa rolls up in his sleigh.  Why?  Because it’s Santa.  I repeat Santa!  Zee ol’ Kris Kingle.  Respect.

Step 3:

Then throw down some football, toss back a couple of beers, open a few bottles of wine, be confused as hell if you’re not a football fan and if you are a football fan…well, you’ll probably show your ass…so do what you do best baby!

Step 4:

Inhale all the great Thanksgiving smells, light a candle, say a prayer…feast like the King or Queen you are…truly…get down with your badass foodie self.

Step 5:

Nap?  Walk? Laugh!!!

Step 6: (Important)

Don’t forget to…Kiss the Cook!….SMOOOOCH!

~mb

~m